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Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In Jan­u­ary I gave a life-saving blood trans­fu­sion (50 points). In Feb­ru­ary I farted in an ele­va­tor (-6 points). Last month I gave a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thurs­day I didn’t put the seat down (-73 points). In Octo­ber I gave change to a home­less per­son (-10 points)(19 points).

Over­all, I’ve been nice (52 points). For Christ­mas I deserve a pub­lisher!

Sin­cerely,
thun­der­chikin