You Sure That’s a “J” and Not a “C”?

Head­line: “N.J. Warns: Don’t Eat Squir­rel Near Dump”

New Jer­sey? Y’all have dump squir­rel hunters in the Gar­den Scro­tum State? I thought that par­tic­u­lar pas­time was lim­ited to south­ern states. Or maybe we just don’t eat them.

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