The Next to Last Samurai

The crew went to Himeji to visit the cas­tle, which is the best pre­served of the feu­dal castles.

This is Himeji Cas­tle, where Tom Cruise *wishes* he lived.

One of the many gates to the cas­tle keep. The rib­bons are to remind you that feu­dal shogun were four feet tall, and you are not.

Stairs of death.  Many peo­ple have received lobot­o­mies from the wooden beams above the stairs.

The small box shape in the wall on the bot­tom left is a shoot­ing hole.  From here, defend­ers can shoot arrows or fire guns or pour boil­ing oil or water or soba noo­dles or  throw bean paste or mothers-in-law or.…

Samu­rai armor.  Four feet tall.  Per­fect size for Tom Cruise.

The princess brought a dowry large enough to build a tower just for her and her ladies in wait­ing (the cat is stuffed; we’re not sure about the the women). The Van­ity Tower, as it is called, is far away from the Keep, where the shogun slept–apparently, he was no Tom Cruise.

The shrine at the top of the keep, placed here so that you can give thanks for mak­ing it up seven sto­ries of slick, short stairs in plas­tic slip­pers.  Across the room is a defibu­la­tor in case the prayer doesn’t work out.

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