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You’re Anne of Green Gables! by L.M. Mont­gomery Bright, chip­per, vivid, but with the emo­tional for­ti­tude of cot­tage [aged ched­dar, actu­ally] cheese, you make quite an impres­sion on every­one you meet. You’re impul­sive, rash, hon­est, and prob­a­bly don’t have a great rela­tion­ship with your par­ents [as they are both deceased..]. Peo­ple hurt your feel­ings con­stantly, …

You’re David­son Col­lege! You love your mama, Jesus, and Amer­ica too. But rather than find­ing your­self in free-fall, you’ve been on the rise lately, as peo­ple have flocked to see you. Of all the wars that have been fought, you felt the Rev­o­lu­tion­ary War was most jus­ti­fied. Cher­ish is a word you use to describe …

I’ve signed with Sti­mola Lit­er­ary Stu­dio to rep­re­sent SOUL TACO.  Noth­ing else to see here.  Go about your business.