Fifth grader: Dad, look. Mom’s got a recipe for pecan balls.
Me: Yep. They’re yummy.
Fifth grader: No, pecan balls. A recipe for PEE-can balls, get it? PEE-can BALLS?
Her first attempt at double entendre. I’m so proud.
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Christmas Potty Humor
Posted on 23 December 2007 by thunderchikin
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January 1st, 2001 at 12:00 am
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Ah, and you SHOULD be proud.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:09 pm
chip off the old block. not a surprise.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:13 pm
God, I love that girl. Clearly, she’s a member of the Gill family…Have a terrific holiday!
December 24th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Best eaten under a CAN-o-PEE. You have every right to be proud. (As does she.)
December 24th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Yep, I can verify, it’s a Gill thing. Here was our conversation this Christmas Eve morn.
3rd grade Gill: Guess what! In science we’re going to study about what happens after you flush.
6th grade Gill: What’s so scientific about pulling up your pants?
Have a great holiday from one Gill family to another!
December 26th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
GO fifth-grader! That’s awesome!!
January 6th, 2008 at 1:20 am
I had to read that twice before I got it. I guess I’m a little constipated….