Fifth grader: Dad, look.  Mom’s got a recipe for pecan balls.
Me: Yep. They’re yummy.
Fifth grader: No, pecan balls.  A recipe for PEE-can balls, get it? PEE-can BALLS?

Her first attempt at double entendre.  I’m so proud.

Written by : thunderchikin

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  1. davidlubar January 1, 2001 at 12:00 am - Reply
  2. jmprince December 23, 2007 at 4:57 pm - Reply

    Ah, and you SHOULD be proud.

  3. professornana December 23, 2007 at 5:09 pm - Reply

    chip off the old block. not a surprise.

  4. dr_ousley December 23, 2007 at 6:13 pm - Reply

    God, I love that girl. Clearly, she’s a member of the Gill family…Have a terrific holiday!

  5. davidlubar December 24, 2007 at 8:40 am - Reply

    Best eaten under a CAN-o-PEE. You have every right to be proud. (As does she.)

  6. jennifer_d_g December 24, 2007 at 12:39 pm - Reply

    Yep, I can verify, it’s a Gill thing. Here was our conversation this Christmas Eve morn.
    3rd grade Gill: Guess what! In science we’re going to study about what happens after you flush.
    6th grade Gill: What’s so scientific about pulling up your pants?

    Have a great holiday from one Gill family to another!

  7. kellyrfineman December 26, 2007 at 11:57 pm - Reply

    GO fifth-grader! That’s awesome!!

  8. Daniel January 6, 2008 at 1:20 am - Reply

    I had to read that twice before I got it. I guess I’m a little constipated….

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