Smarticles of Matter

Today’s vocab­u­lary lesson–Smarticle

The Urban Dic­tio­nary defines the term “smar­ti­cle” as:

(adj) Describ­ing someone/something being smart, smart in nature. Iron­i­cally uses incor­rect gram­mar. Usu­ally used in an infor­mal or jok­ing fashion

“The girl read her smar­ti­cle answer out loud to the class.”
“That was quite a smar­ti­cle maneu­ver, he thought.”

That’s all well and good because we know the UD has the inside dope on every bizarre lan­guage usage, most of them sex­ual (which leads me to believe that the UD was cre­ated or at least fed by ado­les­cent males, what­ever their ages), but I have it on good infor­ma­tion that smar­ti­cle has a dif­fer­ent definition:

(noun) The small­est mea­sure­ment of intel­li­gence. A port­man­teau of “smart” and “particle.”

“If you’re going to pass cal­cu­lus, you’ve got to make sure all your smar­ti­cles are aligned.”
“That girl’s brain can make the Kessel Run in less than twelve smarticles.”

There are ways to increase your smar­ti­cle load. Eat well (choco­late), lots of sleep (til noon, prefer­ably), and exer­cise (Gui­tar Hero aer­o­bic pan­tomim­ing). Also, you can decrease smar­ti­cles at a rapid rate, just by watch­ing Hanna Mon­tana or Corey in the House.

Source: Teen #2

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