Santa, Hear My Plea

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In January I gave a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I gave a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Thursday I didn’t put the seat down (-73 points). In October I gave change to a homeless person (-10 points)(19 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (52 points). For Christmas I deserve a publisher!


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