Christmas Potty Humor

Fifth grader: Dad, look.  Mom’s got a recipe for pecan balls.
Me: Yep. They’re yummy.
Fifth grader: No, pecan balls.  A recipe for PEE-can balls, get it? PEE-can BALLS?

Her first attempt at double entendre.  I’m so proud.

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8 Responses to Christmas Potty Humor

  1. jmprince says:

    Ah, and you SHOULD be proud.


  2. professornana says:

    chip off the old block. not a surprise.


  3. dr_ousley says:

    God, I love that girl. Clearly, she’s a member of the Gill family…Have a terrific holiday!


  4. davidlubar says:

    Best eaten under a CAN-o-PEE. You have every right to be proud. (As does she.)


  5. jennifer_d_g says:

    Yep, I can verify, it’s a Gill thing. Here was our conversation this Christmas Eve morn.
    3rd grade Gill: Guess what! In science we’re going to study about what happens after you flush.
    6th grade Gill: What’s so scientific about pulling up your pants?

    Have a great holiday from one Gill family to another!


  6. kellyrfineman says:

    GO fifth-grader! That’s awesome!!


  7. Daniel says:

    I had to read that twice before I got it. I guess I’m a little constipated….


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