The Pro Bowl games was played yesterday, and for the first time ever, I can say that I’m sorry that I missed it. From the highlights, JJ Watt put on a show, mostly by, y’know, playing like it was a real game instead of going half speed like the other defenders–which is why I gave up watching the game, because it wasn’t a game.

In other news, Tom Brady now says that the investigation into his under inflated footballs hurt his feelings. I’m not a Brady or Patriots fan, and I hope that the Seahawks play them like JJ Watt played the opposing line in the Pro Bowl, but I had no interest in the whole air pressure thing until Brady complained about the way he’d been treated. Now, like all train wrecks, it’s impossible to look away.